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The funniest thing Stranger Things could do is reveal that Steve’s parents are like, really liberal. They donate to AIDs research. They were arrested protesting the Vietnam War. They campaigned for Mondale. Steve tells them that Nancy broke up with him and they’re like, “Thank god, that family believes in Reaganomics.”
#they’re never home because they’re civil rights attorneys#they meet Robin and tell her that they’re not exactly ‘friends of Dorothy’ (they tried. didnt like it) but they’re cool with Dorothy#and all her friends#Robin’s about to cry and Steve is just like ‘…who the fuck is Dorothy?’#I think it’d be funny if they were the exact opposite of what the fandom thinks#though I love ‘Steve has bad parents’ angst so much#steve harrington#stranger things
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wandering
#jay walker#jay ninjago#jay walker ninjago#U know i thought it’d be funny#if the merged realms r scattered with missing posters from nya#where he looks sweet and happy and Loving#and then bam right next to it is the administration wanted poster#Where he looks like someone is holding a gun to His head#anyway .#ninjago#ninjago fanart#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#yep i Made him a smoker#i think he picked up a smoking habit In the administration#Bro#imagine ras has a No smoking rule#so Jay convinces cinder to Let him inhale Cinders smoke#Someone get on that NOW#jaya ninjago#implied ….#tried to give him a slightly different wolf clan outfits
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Question for the DP fandom:
Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dc x dp au#sorry it’s a no thoughts head empty kind of night#I know it’s a dumb thing to think about#but it was a shower thought and sometimes those are good#I just think it could bring so much angst to the plot#any plot#like Tim or Damian or whoever you want his significant other to be could think the worst#it would be something they’d notice for sure#could even be Tucker until Sam reminds him that he’s an idiot and their idiot boyfriend turns into a ghost#or it could be another small thing Jazz has to explain away to their parents#she makes up a whole person that is friends with Danny and it becomes a thing#I know it’s gaslighting and I’m not sure she’d do it but it’d be funny#his name is Garrett and he’s one of Danny’s best friends mom. Jeez how do you not know this#or what if Jason’s hair turns white too and that’s when it clicks for Jazz that he is not completely human#if Jazz is liminal her hair could be blue and boy would that be fun to explain#HER HAIR IS BLUE AND SHE HAS FEELINGS ABOUT IT OKAY#all caps on purpose#because I for sure would be freaking out if my hair was the wrong color in the hairbrush#I would purposely pluck a strand and watch it change then freak out#anger management ship#hardcover ship#everlasting trio
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so ik it’s not cannon accurate but,,,
i need a fic of tim just crashing out.
like he gets so sick of like damian and jason talking about how weak he is and shit like that that he’s like “yall realize lady shiva was my one of my FIRST teachers, and i was the first robin she trained. i had to train under b AFTER he already lost a robin. you DONT think he was 10x harder on me than any of you guys???? there’s a reason my training videos are mainly redacted without bruce’s or my permission. i got ra’s al ghul BEGGING ME to join his league or have my children. i get gifts from him WEEKLY. do you KNOW how many of his little ninja i fight per DAY??? nahh im sick of this shit let’s take it to the mats” and just demolishing both of them at the same time.
i just think it’d be very funny. i just like fics of people who pretend to be weaker than they are(or they just never really have a reason to go full tilt so they just don’t) get sick of holding back and just losing it :D
#batfam#tim drake#red robin#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#robin#unhinged tim drake#batfamily shitposts#i just need fics of tim losing his shit and crashing out#just because they are funny#and i sometimes feel like people would forget that just because he’s smart does not mean he doesn’t have hands#like bro all robins are certified villains only being held back by b’s rules#they all have insane hands and are all very smart#don’t get distracted by whichever one they choose to put at the forefront of their personality so you forget about the other#but basically yeah i just want it bc it’d make me giggle#also yes ik bruce never physically abused tim during training but i love the angst fics that use that so i added it anyways#i. don’t think it was like intentional on bryce’s part tho just that he was struggling so hard with his grief#he just never noticed how hard he was pushing tim until he pushed wayyyy too far#and yeah he and tim eventually resolved their issues and had a BIG talk about training boundaries#but only after he started getting a bit better and got it through his head that tim was just a kid and not a moving punching bag#i like to think it was only after like titans tower or some other time where he was very close to losing tim tho#bc as much as i want bruce to just be a good dad all the time he had struggles actually verbalizing his feelings#and apologizing for his mistakes
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what if someone made a sitcom with Camp Half Blood and the whole premise is literally just showing the backgrounds characters while the main characters go save the world or smth.
Like.
[camera pans on Drew’s face]
Drew: [looking at her nails indifferently] yeah someone let all the pagasai out of their stables and it’s a chore to fix.
[explosions in the background]
Drew: [unfazed] I’m not saying that I’m helping, by the way. I’ve broken a nail and I’m still in pain.
[Percy is seen battling a cyclops while Annabeth slashes at its feet with her dagger before running off frame]
Drew: I know you must be wondering why I don’t just go to the infirmary, but they’ve been full ever since the stampede — and Connor promised he’d steal me some cute bandaids with pictures on them so I decided to wait it out.
[screams and more explosions and property damage]
Drew: [rolls her eyes] but now Connor’s busy doing something else so I have to wait even longer. maybe I should just go to the infirmary… [walks away from camera]
[camera zooms in on the carnage near the stables where the seven can be seen herding the frightened winged horses back to their stables, while a beat-up cyclops lay unconscious with only its feet in frame]
EDIT : made smth kinda similar here if anyone wants to check it out :P
#do you get my vision???#like I think it’d be really funny you know??#and they all have name cards except for the seven#because they’re just ‘the guys who save the world so we all can keep living’#do YOU SEE??#I kind of wanna write a fic like this#hmmmm#maybe I will#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trails of apollo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#drew tanaka#camp half blood#jason grace#leo valdez#piper mclean#frank zhang#hazel levesque#connor stoll
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category 7 looey moment
the doodle page was drawn before all their conversations were found, but their trinket Had been, (and my sibling got the scraps convo before it was put on the wiki) so i was anticipating them being more friendly w razzle & dazzle(complimenting trinkets) and goob(both having dual colors) than they turned out to be <:] but he IS very friendly with poppy and that makes me happy. also shrimpo death threats
none of this is ship art 👍💥💥
#dandys world#the art gallery#it is so so funny to me that looey is the only toon (as it stands) that shrimpo like. doesn’t seem to just Superficially hate#everyone else he says he just hates them/something they’re wearing/something they do. he told looey he’d pop him if he could.#i was like The Fuck Did Looey Do. so here’s my joke. do either know the other is aromantic. idk. I’m not sure it’d change anything#also sorry for not more connie art……….#my sibling could only buy looey. and i don’t play videos games#i’ve Been drawing connie so i think it’s ok
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Okay but it’s a little funny how the flour disease makes the Cookies pale
Like the Dark Cacao Kingdom Cookies are quite literally being whitewashed. Them specifically
#it’d be really funny if this was a jab at certain artists#you know the ones who whitewash these guys#I don’t know if it is but they also didn’t have to make it so that the Cookies turn paler#also the pale one just looks like Financier’s colors#just with less saturated hair#or Crème Brulee for that matter#which is kind of ironic#like these guys are being turned sickly pale and meanwhile that’s other Cookies’ normal dough color#anyways#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#dark cacao kingdom#random stuff
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pov that strange boy is back at the border
these models are so lietpol to me
#lietpol#hws lithuania#hws poland#hetalia#hetalia fanart#tolys laurinaitis#feliks łukasiewicz#thank god for auto tagging cuz there’s no fucking way I’d ever be able to remember how to spell pols name#I saw these models on Pinterest years ago and went they look familiar…#me whenever I see a blonde and a brunette with fuckass bobs: omg lietpol!#a nonprussia post how rare#still goin thru burnout so I’m trying something new to combat#sorry Gil I’ll draw your bussy another time 😔#digital art#my art#strange boy is Russia btw#I like to think that they were at least the same height when they were younger if not at least pol being taller by an inch#cuz I think it’d be funny if Tolys just shot up halfway through making Feliks go >:T#he’d probably make a rule against him getting taller lol
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I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—
He just shows up as Danny Fenton.
“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.
“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”
“Don’t worry about it”
They worry about it
#danny phantom#john constantine#dp x dc#dc x dp#demons will NOT admit to being menaced by a baby ghost#not to mention that said baby ghost probably kicked their asses#this maybe changes some of Constantines powers?#like I don’t know the exact details but he primarily sold his soul for an immortality cheat. but he probably got some powers out of it?#so like maybe now it’s fueled by Danny/the ghost zone or some such?#not quite a Halfa but like what do you MEAN his pretty gold magic is TOXIC GREEN?#Danny just sorta shrugs and goes Yeah That Sounds About Right#and then does not elaborate further#he’s selling that he’s just a normal kid VERY HARD#they’d almost believe him if they didn’t know he had ALL OF CONSTANTINES SOUL CONTRACTS#bonus content of Batman#you can choose what he’s doing but I think it’d be funny if Danny found out about the contingencies and went Oh Cool I’m super allergic to..#… this one specific flower haha#not at ALL elaborating that this flower is rare and WILL melt his skin. oh and that he destroyed the world in at least one timeline hehe#one reason I love OP Danny in DC universe—if Danny’s native to that universe he HAS to be OP. because he WOULD HAVE TO HAVE defeated…#…if not outright killed#the ENTIRE LEAGUE#ITS GREAT#1k#2k#3k#hnnnnnnnn#4K#5k#?!??!!!
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another detail for bugliker shuro: in the chapter 60 cover, his succubus is falin with insect wings & legs! a little reminiscent of laios's tbh...
Oh my god you’re RIGHT…
Even at the most mosquito-like we see them be in canon they only have wings and hair-like antennas, not this full fit with collar and extra legs… The wings don’t look the same… Oh my god Toshiro’s ideal is a bug wife
#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#toshiro nakamoto#shuro#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#i should make a tag for these quick posts…#Nature lover toshiro#You can argue the bug features were exaggerated for the monster showcase. Valid. But idkkkk guysssss….. 👀#Idkkk guys the wings look different….. Those aren’t mosquito-like 👀 if she’s his queen bee that’d be so cute- anyways getting ahead of myse#It’d be interesting to dive into the link Toshiro made between Falin and bugs prob stuff to dig into there… There’s that folk tale on it to#The fact that bug fu- EHEM lover Toshiro is has basis enough for this to even being an entertainable possibility is already so funny#I say bug wife but it being falin does really matter… If it’s just bc bugs are why he fell in love with her so it manifests that’s so…#Dunmeshi succubus
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Why so silent, good messieurs? Did you think that I have left you for good?
#i wont him 😔#IT’D BE SO FUNNY IF ROLLO WROTE A SELF INSERT WHERE HE KILLED MALLEUS YK???#I’m sorry but I just thought this fit was so rollo coded 💀#like this came to me as a vision and I knew I had to make it real#my beloathed-#cat scribblez 🌸#twisted wonderland#twst#twst art#twst fanart#twisted wonderland art#twisted wonderland fanart#twst au#rollo flamme#twst rollo#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#ロロ・フランム#ツイステファンアート
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stardust rhapsody doodles!
#sdr brainworms have gotten to me recently#i think it’d be funny if pyke and rett were an established relationship and though everyone knew until they kissed in front of them#and everyone was so shocked#(i think kavir and leboosh would’ve had their suspicions but still)#pyke smokes like 3 packs of cigarettes a day#quoting blue/mcblueberry quoting someone else: if solar elves are near-immortals pyke’s lifespan has been shortened to that of a human#pyke/rett#pyke stardust rhapsody#rett/pyke#rett stardust rhapsody#stardust rhapsody#leboosh stardust rhapsody#dandy stardust rhapsody#legends of avantris#my art#doodles
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Idk if you've seen this before, but I think you'd like it. In a comic, where Bruce was a teenager, his priest told him to go to confession daily because the priest believed that he would die/get murdered at any moment. Bruce believed like he was sinful, rotten, and irredeemable, so he acted like it.
It's just gshsidnsfxusnsshs. I love Teen Bruce so much. Babygirl, you're not fundamentally doomed or evil. You're just 15
HEY???????
only priests in Gotham, man. Well. And every red state.
#it’s kinda funny cause I hc Gotham doesn’t have churches?#like don’t get me wrong it’s a conglomerate so large it’d be impossible not to find out#but I just think gothamites would find the concept of churches really weird.#like you go to some dude’s house and get on your knees for him. yeah that’s Oswald’s place for us#idk I really think the Waynes were agnostic. Martha’s Jewish and Thomas is an atheist to me but they both agree to raise Bruce agnostic#and yk then they didn’t.#asks#bruce wayne#dc
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Somehow I didn’t seriously believe gamers were whining about Dragon Age “going woke” until I saw it with my own eyes. I was there 15 years ago when conservatives were losing their minds about Homosexuality in a Video Game™ with DA:O. And then again with “Guess everyone’s bisexual now” in DA2. And then AGAIN with “Ew there’s a gay man/lesbian/trans man” in DA:I. Like do these guys have goldfish memory spans or something. How many times are we going to do this song and dance about the same franchise.
#dragon age#datv#it’d be funny if it wasn’t so annoying#but I saw a guy on fb call it ‘DEI Age’ and like. At that point all you can do is laugh.
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I love the newer teachers not knowing who Eddie is and visiting Steve at his house and wondering how they can afford such a nice house. I can imagine that they live in a house way above a teachers salary, much less a teacher with presumably, a lot of medical bills. They see gold records hanging on the walls and all of Eddie’s awards on a bookshelf and they are trying to connect the dots to who Eddie is.
David’s first impression of Steve is, admittedly, not great.
He was hired as a long-term substitute halfway through the school year and technically, Mr. Harrington was the only teacher on their floor not to introduce himself to him. They’re supposed to cover the eighth grade lunch period together, but Steve hasn’t shown up once since David was started three days ago.
Instead, the principal covered for him.
Cindy McCullen, the gossipy history teacher across the hall from him, says that it’s because of favoritism. She says that Principal Moreno always lets her favorites run rampant around the school and lets them do whatever they want, especially if they’re tenured. Steve Harrington is the most egregious example of blatant favoritism.
David starts to form an opinion about Mr. Harrington in his mind that only gets worse with every story he hears from Cindy. So, it’s a bit of a shock when Steve shows up for lunch duty the next day with a whole ass service dog.
He feels like an asshole.
Especially because Steve is so apologetic about missing the last three days and leaving David to ‘the wolves’ during his first week, “Is this your first teaching job? I’ve heard from the kids that you’re doing great!”
He makes a conscious effort after that to get to know Steve and to stop letting other people form his opinions for him. Though, admittedly. He kinda fucks that up too.
The first time David meets Eddie, he thinks that he’s Steve’s brother.
It’s not that Steve doesn’t talk about his life outside of work. It’s just that he doesn’t go into a lot a detail. David knows that he’s married to a man, that he’s from Indiana originally, and he might have a kid. Maybe? A girl name Erica that tells him what a brony is and how they ruin everything.
Hell, David’s not even entirely sure he knows what Ozzy is in service of. Steve just said that he bumped his head one too many times and now he has a dog so his husband stops worrying so much.
The only surefire thing that David knows is that Steve has a brother that’s a bit of a dork. He has great hair and is really smart, but lacks tact. Steve loves him. You can tell by the way that he talks about the guy.
So one day, David is in the teacher’s lounge heating up a cup of Easy Mac while Steve is sitting with his head down at one of the tables. He’s about to suggest that Steve go home and sleep off whatever cold he has when a guy with long hair and a leather jacket sticks his head in the room and declares, “You look like shit.”
Steve doesn’t even lift his head when he flips him off which is – whoa, not something that David would expect from Mr. Harrington. He makes himself busy with stirring his mac and cheese while the two bicker with each other which is, admittedly, childish.
Leather Jacket’s main argument for why Steve has to listen to him and go home is because he’s older. Steve croaks out that that is bullshit and Leather Jacket threatens to call their Uncle Wayne if Steve doesn’t listen. He eventually agrees.
Before they leave, Leather Jacket sticks his hand out to David and introduces himself as the cooler Mr. Harrington (that gets a laugh out of Steve).
So, color him shocked when Steve invites their event committee over to his house.
David hasn’t even fully gotten over how nice of a neighborhood Steve lives in on a teacher and retiree’s salary when Leather Jacket gets introduced as Eddie, the husband Steve has mentioned. Then he just casually mentions a red carpet like, what?
And the craziest part is that he’s asked about his husband before!
Steve mentioned once that his husband was out of town and when David asked what he did for work, Steve said that he was retired. He said that his husband can play guitar and that one of their friends (James Hetfield) needed a last minute guitarist for some kind of fair (Coachella) so Eddie went to help out.
He definitely worded it like playing guitar was just a hobby that his husband has, not like. Not like platinum records lining the hallway to their bathroom or the picture of Steve and Eddie in Vegas with KISS stuck to the fridge. He swears the note on the dry erase board by the garage entrance signed ‘Dave’ is in Dave Grohl’s handwriting.
There’s an Grammy on the bookshelf by the fireplace.
Who the hell is Steve Harrington?
Better question: Who the hell is Eddie Munson?
Kathy laughs the entire drive to her house and she is still laughing when he drops her off. The only thing she says that could even be considered an answer is, “I think he’s on Tiktok. Start there.”
#Day 2 of not really answering the prompt#I thought that it’d be funny if Steve was so casual about Eddie’s fame that it comes off like his husband plays Wonderwall in their garage#and then the rest of this was written#I like to imagine that David goes back to school and gossips with the other first year teachers and all try to figure out who Steve is on#their lunch breaks. they all nearly lose it when they find an article about the Starcourt Mall fire and Steve was mentioned in it#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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i hope taco permadies in the finale. i hope she’s a victim of circumstance. i hope she dies convincing herself its for the better. that it’s her final punishment. that there was no other ending than this. that if her attempts to apologize for all the hurt she’s done didn’t work, she’s fully irredeemable. that there is no other fate best-suited for her other than death, and that in life there is no further point for her. i hope she dies believing she deserves it.
i hope she never gets the chance to tell microphone she loves her. i hope microphone is eternally left in the dark. i hope she never discovers the true extent of tacos remorse. her guilt. i hope she is left in silence to only ponder about how taco felt, hoping and praying that she meant anything to her. even a tiny bit. clinging onto any fraction of hope that taco could possibly feel the same way she does.
i hope microphone never finds out she’s dead. i hope she is led to believe that taco moved on from her. that she never meant anything to her. that she wasn’t enough again.
#tacomic#obligatory tag#this literally looks like a genuine taco hatepost im laughing#at least the first part#this isnt taco neg i mean this all affectionately#fuckkkkk#idk what came over me sorry to everyone that had to read this#i dont actually think shes going to die but i have a running gag of saying she’ll die. so#this is soooo emo sorry i think if she died it’d ruin her entire arc thing she has going on but it WOULD be funny if it did happen#and i got bored#if i was evil enough i’d make a fic of this#pickle is being left out of this sorry im too tacomic brained#i hope she never reconciles with pickle either in this context#rambles
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